4 definitions by Nick-N
An Anti-Vaping or Anti-ECigarette person. They fall into three general categories.
1. Self-Interested. These people are usually politicians, lobbyists or involved in industries that lose profit due to E-Cigarettes such as pharmaceutical companies, MRSA or the WHO. They do not believe the bullshit they spout and do so only to further their own agenda with no concern at all for public health.
2. Mis-Informed. Low intelligence is the main culprit here. These idiots actually believe what they read and see in the Media regarding E-Cigarettes and then go on a rampage against them based entirely on faulty data. These morons fall into the same family as the dullards who fell for the DHMO Dihydrogen Monoxide prank and the Neanderthals that hang about outside court houses throwing rocks at defendants who have yet to be tried (and are thus still innocent).
3. Smokers. This attitude is probably the most reprehensible. Smokers who believe the only valid way to administer nicotine to the bloodstream is by inhaling carcinogenic tobacco smoke. Any other method is viewed by them as degenerate. These twats also seem deluded into thinking using E-Cigarettes is a method of quitting, without having the brain power to comprehend the truth, that it is an alternative not a cure.
1. Self-Interested. These people are usually politicians, lobbyists or involved in industries that lose profit due to E-Cigarettes such as pharmaceutical companies, MRSA or the WHO. They do not believe the bullshit they spout and do so only to further their own agenda with no concern at all for public health.
2. Mis-Informed. Low intelligence is the main culprit here. These idiots actually believe what they read and see in the Media regarding E-Cigarettes and then go on a rampage against them based entirely on faulty data. These morons fall into the same family as the dullards who fell for the DHMO Dihydrogen Monoxide prank and the Neanderthals that hang about outside court houses throwing rocks at defendants who have yet to be tried (and are thus still innocent).
3. Smokers. This attitude is probably the most reprehensible. Smokers who believe the only valid way to administer nicotine to the bloodstream is by inhaling carcinogenic tobacco smoke. Any other method is viewed by them as degenerate. These twats also seem deluded into thinking using E-Cigarettes is a method of quitting, without having the brain power to comprehend the truth, that it is an alternative not a cure.
Hey, have you seen the bullshit in today's paper claiming vaping gives you Herpes? God damn Antz are at it again.
by Nick-N March 2, 2016
by Nick-N March 2, 2016
Concept created by the writers of UK comic Viz which was stolen by Urban Dictionary with no credit given to Viz.
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Let's use and expand this Profanisaurus idea in Viz to create a Website, and not acknowledge the original idea at all.
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 2: Isn't that morally wrong?
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Yeah but this is the internet and we're faceless so it doesn't matter.
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 2: Isn't that morally wrong?
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Yeah but this is the internet and we're faceless so it doesn't matter.
by Nick-N March 2, 2016
Applephobia is the hatred of the multi-national company Apple Incorporated, its products and customers - that is, iPhones, iPads, Macintoshes etc. - sometimes leading to acts of violence and expressions of hostility. Applephobia is not confined to any one segment of society, and can be found in people from all walks of life. An Applephobe is someone who has Applephobia: the diametric opposite of an Apple Fanboy.
Louise from accounting was showing off her new iPhone 6 when Dennis from HR grabbed it, smashed it against a wall and kicked all her teeth out, he suffers from Applephobia really badly.
by Nick-N March 2, 2016