pshum 

A verb describing the act of simultaneously shitting, pissing and cumming.

“I met this girl called glen last night, and she asked me if I could pshum on her”

pshum by Pshumming-expert May 17, 2023

phumelela 

It means success ; perseverance. Queen/King of success

I'm gonna phumelela

phumelela by I'mher. Com July 11, 2020

Phumphsk

Said in place of "fuck" for a variety of reasons. These include, but are not expressly limited to: Amusement, inside speak, put-downs, observation, and generalized phobia of using cuss words. See also: kerpiddilyphumphsk

"Hey, what the phumphsk ?"

"This is a bunch of bullphumphsk nigga!"
"

Phumphsk by Capricious45 April 13, 2015

phumping

When you are making nookie with a particularly large person and find within his/her rolls of fat an Item of food which has been stored for a indefinite amount of time ... and consume it or feed it to him/her.

I was phumping your mom last night ... found a do-nut

phumping by Fish_man12345678 June 10, 2010

Phumpkin

To receive oral sex whilst reading philosophical literature. A classier, more accepted genus of "blumpkin".

Phumpkin Receiving Man (reading from J. S. Mill's "Utilitarianism"): On a question of which is the best worth having of two pleasures, the judgement of those who are qualified by knowledge of both must be admitted as final.

Woman: *slurp*

Phumpkin by JayAycheAr March 3, 2010

Phumpher 

1. To stutter one's speech in such a way as to inhibit comprehension.
2. To be evasive in speech or action.

Possibly derived from the Yiddish word "Fonfer," meaning mumbled, incoherent or accented speech.

1. "You really phumphered that joke. Why don't you tell it again?"
2. "Stop phumphering and get to the point."

Phumpher by mycrows February 10, 2010

phumate 

A word for a big circumcised penis. Used for when you see one and don’t know what to say from excitement.

Oh my god the guy that I hooked up with last night had such a sexy phumate. It was a crazy night!

phumate by Mark Philbert March 5, 2021