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pseudonazi

Somebody who strongly denies being a Nazi, yet believes all Jews must be exterminated and that Treblinka was a vacation spot. Identifiable by obsession with Jews and a tendency to link to creatively interpreted radar scans. This species may have different plumage than others of its type, preferring a profusion of American flags and crucifixes to the usual Swastikas, however it is speculated that they are actually closely related subspecies of Homo Dumbfuckus.
Pseudonazi: Only Jews are capable of committing evil. Their Talmud is full of satanic lies. Eg, the holohoax, which I can prove never happened because I have radar scans of Treblinka and you can't see any bodies!

Normal Person: Umm...I don't think that's really the Talmud. You just made that up. Oh, and that radar scan isn't really...

Pseudonazi: Jew! Jew! Jew! Quick, toss me some gasoline and rope!

Normal Person: *flees in terror*
by Mr. Normal May 9, 2007
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pseudodating

A pseudodate is a planned event that occurs between strictly two people when at least one person thinks they may be into the other.

One doesn't have to pay for everything on a pseudodate, but if picking up the tab can be pulled off then it could mean real dates lie in one's future.

Also, pseudodating other people at the same time is always a good thing.
Dude you are teh 1337sauce for pseudodating 3 chicks in a day!!
by Pwns Zimon April 13, 2008
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pseudocaring

Adjective

Pretending to care.

Origin
From the word Pseudo originating from late latin combined with care, a word used since the 12th century
A: Oh, i really wish you could come to the party! It would be so much fun!

B: Stop pseudocaring. I know my presence doesn't make any difference.

A: Ya, true. I don't really care. Toodles!
by leoguy04 December 4, 2011
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Pseudonomics

She told me that she wished this weekend was "funner," and I told her that she should take a course on pseudonomics.
by academyresearcher September 2, 2014
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pseudovagina

The vagina of a transsexual male, after surgery. This term has been slowly disappearing from scientific literature as bitchy post op transsexuals demand "it's a real vagina! How dare you call it a pseudovagina after everything I went through?"
Mary's pseudovagina was constructed out of the shaft of her penis. Her pseudolabia were made from the skin of her balls. If you fuck her pseudovagina, you will be able to go in about 4 inches deep.
by Pseudovaginanista September 2, 2006
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pseudotarian

A person who intends on adopting a vegetarian diet, but may slip up or give in periodically

A person whose diet consists of a significantly lower amount of meat than an average person, but is not necessarily a strict vegetarian diet

A person who may follow a vegetarian diet for a short amount of time for person gain, such as to impress someone or to reinforce an elaborate ruse
Even Kathleen, a vegetarian of 5 years eats turkey on Thanksgiving. She's really more of a pseudotarian.

John tries to refrain from eating meat whenever he can, but avoiding all meat products at all costs is a lot of work. Sometimes he'll just eat meat, he's more like a pseudotarian.

Ken went pseudotarian for a full 3 months because of Jessica. Now that they're broken up, he doesn't anything *but* meat.
by coldsushi October 24, 2011
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pseudonihilism

Generally, the disheartening reality of a teenager coming to terms with how cruel the world is or seems to be to them, and attempts that follow to rationalize their disenchantment in a grossly asymmetric way. I.E., the overreaction of one towards a rejection of God or intrinsic moral value.

They most often find themselves manifesting a sort of philosophy most akin to an undeveloped form of existentialism, damn Sartre's rotting bones. Some actually begin to identify with the true nature of their convictions, instead of carrying on the deception of being a 'nihilist' just for sake of a cute, anti-cultural label.

The complete rejection of all value, all truth, all knowledge, &c., is beyond most people's strength of will or conviction. In short, few but the raving lunatics of society can actually be accurately described in this manner -- most that use the word, simply demand the attention it garners for them in their social circles.

Pragmatically, it's nothing but another puerile ploy for attention in the youth, that have not (yet?) found their independence of belief.
The American Underground Nihilist Society; @ anus.com -- an outstanding large number of pseudintellectual crackpots, screeching like banshees under the muse of nihilism.

Most gothic sorts could be described as pseudonihilism.
by Blargz0 March 2, 2009
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