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pseudonazi

Somebody who strongly denies being a Nazi, yet believes all Jews must be exterminated and that Treblinka was a vacation spot. Identifiable by obsession with Jews and a tendency to link to creatively interpreted radar scans. This species may have different plumage than others of its type, preferring a profusion of American flags and crucifixes to the usual Swastikas, however it is speculated that they are actually closely related subspecies of Homo Dumbfuckus.
Pseudonazi: Only Jews are capable of committing evil. Their Talmud is full of satanic lies. Eg, the holohoax, which I can prove never happened because I have radar scans of Treblinka and you can't see any bodies!

Normal Person: Umm...I don't think that's really the Talmud. You just made that up. Oh, and that radar scan isn't really...

Pseudonazi: Jew! Jew! Jew! Quick, toss me some gasoline and rope!

Normal Person: *flees in terror*
pseudonazi by Mr. Normal May 9, 2007

pseudonami

Tsunami of proportions too small to do damage to anything.
Hawai'i was in the path of a great pseudonami in February of 2010.
pseudonami by apple2ryan February 27, 2010

Pseudonami

When there's a huge build up of worry, 5AM calls and people taking the day off from work in a coastal city, disrupting traffic, baby showers and meetings... But then nothing happens.
Dang! I didn't flake - I was afraid to come in to the city because of the lame pseudonami!
Pseudonami by Gee Kay March 27, 2011

Pseudoname 

Like a pseudonym except it makes more sense. We aren't into fake nyms, we're into fake names.
He wanted to by coy, so he went by his pseudoname, "Roger."
Pseudoname by Punster21 September 14, 2021

Pseudoname 

It's a pseudoname for pseudonym.
He wanted to be coy, so he went by his pseudoname, "Roger."
Pseudoname by Punster21 September 14, 2021

pseudoparallelodromus 

A phenomenon where an object appears to be moving in one direction, while in reality moving in the opposite.
The conflict appeared to be resolved, but in a pseudoparallelodromus manner, it was actually opposite.