pseudocaring 

Adjective

Pretending to care.

Origin
From the word Pseudo originating from late latin combined with care, a word used since the 12th century

A: Oh, i really wish you could come to the party! It would be so much fun!

B: Stop pseudocaring. I know my presence doesn't make any difference.

A: Ya, true. I don't really care. Toodles!

pseudocaring by leoguy04 December 4, 2011

pseudodating 

A pseudodate is a planned event that occurs between strictly two people when at least one person thinks they may be into the other.

One doesn't have to pay for everything on a pseudodate, but if picking up the tab can be pulled off then it could mean real dates lie in one's future.

Also, pseudodating other people at the same time is always a good thing.

Dude you are teh 1337sauce for pseudodating 3 chicks in a day!!

pseudodating by Pwns Zimon April 13, 2008