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pseudomenu 

Try the pseudomenu with your pseudonym if you prefer surfing menus anonymouse-ly.
pseudomenu by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

Pseudominals 

Pseudo Abs. Also known as skinny boy abs

Basically Abs that one did not have to work for but are there because of their metabolism
Oooh. That skinny boy has some pseudominals
Pseudominals by HigherThanAKyte February 17, 2015

pseudodendronecropaedophilia 

Noun - pretending to have sex with dead underage trees. Basically an imaginary form of dendronecropaedophilia, which is a form of necrophilia for those sexually obsessed with young trees...
Cannibalism is no longer a significant problem in the navy. We must now move to stamp out pseudodendronecropaedophilia...

Pseudomonday 

A day that is not actually the first day of the week but substitues for Monday on the work or school calendar.
The Tuesday after Labor day is a Pseudomonday. Unlike Fake Sunday, it doesn't just feel like a Monday, but it usually comes after some celebratory event that has caused a hangover or other unpleasantries.
Pseudomonday by DeeLighted September 4, 2012

Pseudoresume 

A resume presenting your slightly embellished skill set, just like on a real resume. Which typically takes the form of a letter to someone to explain to them why you are so perfect for the job.
Sergey: Larry remember how I sent out all those pseudoresumes when I had that idea about the new way to find anything, in the entire world?
Lawrence: Yeah, what about them?
Sergey: ...I really stuck it in their ass didn't I?
Pseudoresume by RobTheReef May 22, 2010

pseudomerican 

1. a Puerto Rican
2. a resident or citizen of territory governed by the United States but not granted congressional voting representation
Although Puerto Ricans are U.S. citizens, they are pseudomericans as islanders cannot vote in U.S. Presidential elections.
pseudomerican by KRE12 December 28, 2011