Noun - pretending to have sex with dead underage trees. Basically an imaginary form of dendronecropaedophilia, which is a form of necrophilia for those sexually obsessed with young trees...
Cannibalism is no longer a significant problem in the navy. We must now move to stamp out pseudodendronecropaedophilia...
A day that is not actually the first day of the week but substitues for Monday on the work or school calendar.
The Tuesday after Labor day is a Pseudomonday. Unlike Fake Sunday, it doesn't just feel like a Monday, but it usually comes after some celebratory event that has caused a hangover or other unpleasantries.
A resume presenting your slightly embellished skill set, just like on a real resume. Which typically takes the form of a letter to someone to explain to them why you are so perfect for the job.
Sergey: Larry remember how I sent out all those pseudoresumes when I had that idea about the new way to find anything, in the entire world?
Lawrence: Yeah, what about them?
Sergey: ...I really stuck it in their ass didn't I?
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.