Noun - pretending to have sex with dead underage trees. Basically an imaginary form of dendronecropaedophilia, which is a form of necrophilia for those sexually obsessed with young trees...
A day that is not actuallythe first day of the week but substitues for Monday on the work or school calendar.
The Tuesday after Labor day is a Pseudomonday. Unlike Fake Sunday, it doesn't just feel like a Monday, but it usually comes after some celebratory event that has caused a hangover or other unpleasantries.
A resume presenting your slightly embellished skill set, just like on a real resume. Which typically takes the form of a letter to someone to explain to them why you are so perfect for the job.
Sergey: Larry remember how I sent out all those pseudoresumes when I had that idea about the new way to find anything, in the entire world?
Lawrence: Yeah, what about them?
Sergey: ...I really stuck it in their ass didn't I?