ps 1 

abbreviation standing for poo station 1. The latter number can be varied as you desgnate various poo stations throughout your domicile. In my home, ps 1 is one the first floor and ps 2 is my bathroom on the second floor.

"Dude, that indian food was sweet! When we get home I got dibs on ps1." "If your going take a really nasty shit, please use ps2."

ps 1 by Hendo December 5, 2006

P.S.1 Charter School 

A charter school in Downtown Denver, CO. Founded by Rex Brown, the school was once a place of higher learning and sucsess in the early to late 90's. The admission policy changed a few years later, allowing any drop-out, Pot head- Emo, ADD douchebag into the school. Also allowed were super violent, defiant and lazy thugs that quickly turned to defacing the beautifull downtown building into a brick shitbox. The teachers, while usually bright and insightfull often let their curriculum fail, and as a result so do the students.

Graduation is very hard at P.S.1, as the credit system used is very diffent than the Goverment-created system so some credits earned at P.S.1 become useless when it is time to apply for college. The computers suck, the building dosent even have a lunch-room, and the printers are often found shooting out softcore Pornography. As far as accomidations are concerned, the school has roughly 800 students and only three fucking working toilets, two of wich are in the women's bathroom. The one working toilet in the Men's Room smell of shit and spray-paint and the single janitor working for the school is rarely seen cleaning it.

The school also has abysmal test scores, as the clssses taught there don't prepare students for them.

The first words of a new enrolling student when entering the building is: "Jesus Tapdancing Christ" Quickly followed by "What the fuck is that smell?" and "Are they really dealing drugs in the entrance lobby?"

Just recently the school has hired a new Dean, nicknamed "Dean Kane" Dean kane is a Douche. He searches students illegally out of the building, lies to parents about student's offenses and only serves to prove my point that P.S.1 Charter School has hit the bottom of the pool.

1-
"What school do you go to man?"
"P.S.1 Charter School"
"I heard Dean Kane almost killed a kid there"
"Yeah, He is a jackass"

2-
P.S.1 Needs help and it needs it now

P.S.1 Charter School by Scuttlebutt2010 November 10, 2008

Ps 140 

Ps 140 is one of many schools NYC that sucks ass. ps 140 includes mostly stupid and shit talking students. Very low standards

“Damn girl ps 140 must be making your asshole jealous”
“Why?”
“Because your talking a lot of shit”

Ps 140 by Fugurweeeee October 7, 2019

p.s/i.s 163 

it means low on budget and the teachers who work in the school are retarded

MRS.saban: EvErYoNe in p.s/i.s 163 kNoWs aBoUt YoU GuYs
Everyone in 802: shut up avatar.

p.s/i.s 163 by Some guy at 163 January 22, 2019

P.S.122 

P.S.122 is a great school with great students and great teachers. All students are nice and polite to not only each other but also the adults in the large building. No swearing has ever been spoken which is rare for a middle school. It’s a great school that has been known for its high intelligence and high acceptance rate to specialized schools.

P.S.122 is the greatest school

P.S.122 by THEBESTMUSIC April 29, 2019

PS1 Hagrid 

The most sexy and beautiful man alive

I love PS1 Hagrid...

PS1 Hagrid by Suck my big willy di- July 29, 2019

PS1 HAGRID 

The thiccest of thy thicc gods,

"some days, i feel like ps1 hagrid."

PS1 HAGRID by BigPAPAShrek May 25, 2018