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play stupid games, win stupid prizes 

A warning that dictates that intentionally doing something agreed to be foolish or stupid will only result in negative consequences for the person doing the idiotic thing.
Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.

big money prizes 

Prizes that are big money
I flipped a jack up when I dealt for euchre... big money prizes.

cool your prunes

a phrase used to let someone know that they need to settle down, usually a male.
Ben cool your prunes and stop asking me when the project will get finished.
cool your prunes by the crumbums December 29, 2010

play stupid games, win stupid prizes 

When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.
A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."

"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

cash and prizes 

(Ka-ASH-and-PRY-zes) - your junk, your privates, your twig and berries, ouch
She kneed me right in the cash and prizes and took me to the ground
cash and prizes by CWood December 1, 2003

The Pruessner Move 

When someone does something that is naughty ,funny ,impress people
that is the Pruessner move