pruze

Someone who is afraid to do anything illegal or bad. A prude basically in a non sexual term.

Tom:No! I'm not gonna drink booze or smoke weed, I'm only 14!
John:You're a fucking pruze then. Go fuck off bitch

by twix monster January 13, 2008

Rise for the prize

To become erect for sex.

Ok, we need to get naked while I rise for the prize!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

Eyes on the prize dump

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.

After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

by Shithousepoet October 11, 2014

PRUNE LOVE

An act involving an individual who likes to drill grannies ( consensually ) . If it is against their will , it is commonly referred to as prune rape .

We made prune love , and then I wheeled her back to the library

by namaste neil April 18, 2011

Prunetang

A wrinkled and relatively dry vagina. Often caused by years of excessive use or drought. Common in the wake of cougardom.

I toe fucked your grandmother's prunetang last night buddy. That is one nasty gilf
Don't call me buddy, friend.

by *samIam* August 20, 2010

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

A warning that dictates that intentionally doing something agreed to be foolish or stupid will only result in negative consequences for the person doing the idiotic thing.

Jack apparently looked down the barrel of his pistol to see why it wasn't firing. It seems he didn't remember the maxim of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" and blew his brains out on accident.

by Intelligence001 March 25, 2022

big money prizes

Prizes that are big money

I flipped a jack up when I dealt for euchre... big money prizes.

by 81stCoptic’ June 15, 2018