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a really wrinkly ball sack and penis.
Person 1: hey bro, I think I got a pruneus.
Person 2: you should see a doctor.
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cool your prunes

a phrase used to let someone know that they need to settle down, usually a male.
Ben cool your prunes and stop asking me when the project will get finished.
cool your prunes by the crumbums December 29, 2010

Prunescape 

Prunescape is a total rip off of the rubbish game Runnyscape- sorry, Runescape. The game involves catching prunes but avoiding flying water droplets. It is the ultimate game and will be on the net soon!
LONG LIVE PRUNES!
Prune-scape:
adj; 1. to dis runescape.
E.G: Runscape is pants.
noun; 2. a game involving the capture of prunes.
Prunescape by The EVO masta March 11, 2005

Prunescape 

A version of RuneScape produced by Jagex, in which everything is made of either prunes or figs. Visit the PruneScape Wiki for details. To find it, simply search for "UnRuneScape" on a search engine.
Welcome Message: Welcome to PruneScape.
Prune1: Selling Prune prune 400Prunes.
Prune2: Prune.
Prunescape by Pighouse December 20, 2008
Prunus a vape flavor which tastes prunes, with hint of pear.
My husbands new vape flavor is juicy prunus.
prunus by Pridam67 June 25, 2021

Pirate prunes 

Damn those are some nasty pirate prunes!
Pirate prunes by Hotasian Embassy February 11, 2018

Juicy Prunus 

The name given to my wife’s shaved kitty.
Vlad got excited looking at Juicy Prunus and from the side noticed how it was smiling.
Juicy Prunus by anonymous September 27, 2021
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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