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Acute "pruning" of the male genitalia due to overexposure to water or damp environments.
"Dude, I fell asleep in the hot tub last night, gave myself a wicked prunus!"

Never let your girl talk you into "tantric soaking", you'll end up with prunus for days!
Prunus by Prunus Maximus January 19, 2023
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Acute "pruning" of the male genitalia due to overexposure to water or damp environments.
"Dude, I fell asleep in the hot tub last night, gave myself a wicked prunus!"

Never let your girl talk you into "tantric soaking", you'll end up with prunus for days!
Prunus by Prunus Maximus January 19, 2023

Juicy Prunus 

The name given to my wife’s shaved kitty.
Vlad got excited looking at Juicy Prunus and from the side noticed how it was smiling.
Juicy Prunus by anonymous September 27, 2021

cool your prunes

a phrase used to let someone know that they need to settle down, usually a male.
Ben cool your prunes and stop asking me when the project will get finished.
cool your prunes by the crumbums December 29, 2010
a pairing between a walking ego and a guy whose probably fucked a piano at some point. prussia and austria.
p1: dude i would d i e for pruaus

p2: nO fuck you pruaus is sO much better
pruaus by iris cale August 18, 2017
Pranus- a low key, modified word for anus.

Can be preceded with Slick to form SlickPranus
'I say old boy, which pranus left their polo jacket out in the rain'

'Damn son, look at the pert pranus on her'
Pranus by Donny Rotten November 1, 2019