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cool your prunes

a phrase used to let someone know that they need to settle down, usually a male.
Ben cool your prunes and stop asking me when the project will get finished.
cool your prunes by the crumbums December 29, 2010

Pirate prunes 

Damn those are some nasty pirate prunes!
Pirate prunes by Hotasian Embassy February 11, 2018

dried prunes 

A semi-slang term used to describe one extreme possible of a man's testicles. It is characterized by an oval shape of the testicles that are hung well below maximum tightness, similar to dried prunes.

The opposite extreme is referred to as "tight cherries"

It is important to note that while current fashion tends to favor testicles that hang just behind the penis and that both testicles are of similar size.
As he pulled down his pants i could feel myself puke as i watched his dried prunes almost touch the ground. If he wasn't 20 i would've thought he was a middle aged man.
dried prunes by THATBITCHOVERHERE2 November 16, 2020

Stewed Prunes 

Drugs and/or Alcohol
Dude, we got stewed prunes, lets get fucked up!

bearded prunes 

your balls after puberty, and possibly in the heat
I stuck my bearded prunes in her mouth when I tea-bagged her.

PRUNE LOVE

An act involving an individual who likes to drill grannies ( consensually ) . If it is against their will , it is commonly referred to as prune rape .
We made prune love , and then I wheeled her back to the library
PRUNE LOVE by namaste neil April 18, 2011