Prune

A person who is acting like a prick, or immaturely. Or it can be used for a plain old douche bag. It can be used as a substitution for gay, faggot, Jew, or any politically insensitive term.

-Do you see that guy acting like he owns the place over there?
-You mean the sleazy one hitting on all the girls?
-Yeah, what a prune.

by pacothejew August 03, 2011

Prune

A female's crotch area and an insult.

1.
Analbel: Omg pat o is kinda hot

PäRRaroot: NO! Analbel, he will verbally insult your prune.

2.
Magaritha: BABE IM IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY, WITHOUT HELP
Pärraroot to analbel: Jesus christ what's up her prune

3.
Pärraroot to misogynistic white males: JUST BECAUSE YOU ATE MY PRUNE DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE AUTHORITY TO TREAT ME LIKE LIKE AN OBJECT. IM AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND THE FACT YOU THINK YOU AND YOUR SMALL ASS DICK HAVE THE RIGHT TO LEAVE ME ON READ IS INAPPROPRIATE AND UNACCEPTABLE.

Terri Havens: ....
Snaggle tooth: ...

4.

No one: ...
Pärraroot: I got, daddddyyyyy issssuuuuuusesssss
(unrelated but necessary)

by terri havens/ gibby the dragon September 05, 2019

Prune

Prune a fruit you eat when constipated....yea I think lmao :/

I ate a prune last night cause I couldn’t poop!

by Good_Girl75 August 28, 2018

Prune

A woman's anal virginity

I popped her prune last night, she was soooo tight!

by Sam Tanner November 20, 2004

Prune

When a person defocates into a container and keeps it there for a period of time, until all moisture has evaporated.

Oh man have you seen Jimmy's Prune collection

by Dirty Turtle June 29, 2011

Prune

Someone who is very weak. Probably from all the prune juice they drank.

"Abby punched me in the stomach and it felt like a gentle caress, what a prune"

by Sixankles January 04, 2017

Prune

A Prune is the kind of woman you take home to your parents with pride. She is the kind of woman that you can't get out of your head. She is beautiful, subtly the most intelligent person in the room, the most talented in the room as well, and yet she has no chip on her shoulder. She is the most down to earth, compassionate and loving creature you can find. A Prune is a keeper, a keeper that you wife up.

Prune is so great, you're lucky to have her bro.

by Akwanation September 01, 2019