Defecatory Prowess

The ability of one to exercise extreme control over their bowels and to control their defecation even when faced with the most explosive diarrhea and wet gas and wet shits.

Dan's lunch was not agreeing with him. He was fearful that the salmon salad was a bit off as it had sat out too long. The meeting he was in was not going to end any time soon. In spite of the sloshing and gurgling of his lower intestine, Dan showed extreme Defecatory Prowess and lasted the entire meeting bofore sprinting to the nearest Men's room where he had a assplosion which results in a severe case of Collateral Shittage.

Defecatory Prowess by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

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Physical Prowess

Physical prowess is being exceptionally skilled in physical matters. Being good at Walking, dancing, being beautiful, and most movements, would be considered physical prowess.

Miss America's physical prowess gave her the underhand at winning the pageant.

Physical Prowess by BluQueen October 2, 2018

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The Prowlers

A group of four male cheerleaders rumoured to roam the Gold Coast every weekend, leaving a trail of alcohol and pinga-induced destruction in their wake.

"I think the prowlers broke into my house last night, and were raving to silence out on my jetty!" - Uncle K

The Prowlers by TheProwlers July 15, 2016

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