provancha

When a woman is practicing fellatio and while simultaneously shaving the man's ball sack.

Dude, this chick was giving me a provancha last night and she totally knicked my nuts!

by deeznutzzz12345 July 12, 2010

provincial

describing people who only care about eating, sleeping, making money, and owning crap. Very unimaginative, uncultured people with no concept of the arts, history, language, faith, travel, or why any those things should be valued. Has not visited a library or museum since the 7th grade. Doesn't know the name of a bluebird (really). Like Mr. Banks in Mary Poppins, they "can't see past the end of their nose".

Bell in Beauty and the Beast: "I want much more than this provincial life!"

by Shumado April 14, 2015

Provacoa

is a death metal band from huntington beach california which consists of

vocals-cooper carrosco (from the suresound)
vocals-ryan burns (ryanXwoah from myspace)
guitar-spencer Roberts
bass-jared hurd
rhythm guitar- kellen mastafugie
Drums- brian bray

"hey dude did you see the provacoa show last night at deathfest?"

"ya dude! this asian kid named kevin doa was brutal in the pit!"

by the cool kid number 2 March 11, 2009

pravachan

the most legendary and sexy person to set foot on earth

"Girl that guy is certainly a Pravachan, he is much to sexy!"

by johnnyt56 May 10, 2013

provincialist

one who makes derogatory statements towards another's home province (canada) with the intent to cause emotional harm to said person.

alberta sandbaggin', worst football team supporting, oil digging, provincialist sonsofbitches.

by amber erickson March 10, 2008

Homestead Provacateur

A girl who has moved in with a guy because he owns property, plays around the house outside, and trolls on the internet for people to listen to her tripe about 'living outdoors' and 'becoming self-sufficient' when this guy is not at home. Because after all, she is 'totally self-sufficient' pays no rent, works part-time, and lays about, and plays on the computer most of the day.

Homestead Provacateur showed us how to make sundried tomatoes while her dupe wasn't around.

by Rhea Maxmood January 30, 2009

provincial

(n) a person of actual or strongly suspected low breeding and/or intellect who chronically and infuriatingly annoys those of higher breeding and/or intellect with their obnoxious demeanor and blatant, unrestrained numbskullery.

(adj) a term describing an act that is shameless and/or severely lacking in any form of class, good breeding and/or intellect.

Used as a noun: That woman over there just said "it is what it is." What a fucking provincial.

Used as an adjective: That gentleman just left the bathroom without washing his hands. That was a provincial move.

by BennyKennedy April 5, 2009