pulling a Dick

an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.
Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He was so pulling a Dick.
by BennyKennedy April 01, 2009
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Crimson Whale Punch

(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bloody jet of semen and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.
I accidently gave Jan a crimson whale punch last night. There was definitely some blood mixed in with the semen.
by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009
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Chest Pepperoni

(n) a nipple
plural: chest pepperonis
So I heard Linda flashed you her chest pepperoni last night.
by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009
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Devil Dog Mouthwash

1. a term used to describe the act by which an individual swooshes freshly ejaculated cum in his or her mouth instead of spitting it out or swallowing it immediately after the life fluid has found its way into the speaking and sucking orafice (gargling is optional). The shockingly quick result of this mouthwashing method is the cum sticking to the inside of the aforementioned individual's mouth - most notably and annoyingly the gums - much like a delicious Devil Dog snack cake, though with decidedly evident deviations in both the overall experience and the cleaning protocols.

2. cum used in this fashion, namely as an impromptu mouthwash.
1. So I convinced the one over by the doorway to try a Devil Dog Mouthwash last night. She thoroughly enjoyed it...

2. Can I interest you in some Devil Dog Mouthwash?
by BennyKennedy April 20, 2009
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Liberated Bush Beetle

1. most commonly a Bush Beetle that has escaped from its natural bush habitat and relocated itself in the scalp area of a sexual partner after said partner has tried on a fur turban; 2. any Bush Beetle that has escaped its natural bush habitat after sexual activity involving access of an area containing indigenous Bush Beetles.
I totally found a few Liberated Bush Beetles in my hair after that fur turban from Sandy last night.
by BennyKennedy March 28, 2009
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pulled a Dick

pulled a Dick
an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.
Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He so pulled a Dick.
by BennyKennedy April 01, 2009
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Giant Squid

1. the act by which a monstrously large and rather unfortunately nude person wearing a pointed dunce hat and a flag football belt continuously puts ink (of which the individual has an ample stipend) in his/her mouth and, with the consent of another decidedly kinky party, proceeds to spit the aforementioned ink onto the similarly naked body of the willing partner as a prerequisite to further imminent and equally debauched sexual depravity.

2. the massively colossal and scandalously bare individual who is executing the act known as the Giant Squid.
Peter: I got a Giant Squid from Sarah last night. Ink is a bitch to get off.
Harry: Yeah, I can see that fat bitch being a Giant Squid. You know, in spite of the insane amount of body hair on her.
by BennyKennedy April 04, 2009
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