(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bloody jet of semen and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.
I accidently gave Jan a crimson whale punch last night. There was definitely some blood mixed in with the semen.
by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009
an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.
by BennyKennedy April 01, 2009
(n) a penis
by BennyKennedy March 31, 2009
(n) a person of actual or strongly suspected low breeding and/or intellect who chronically and infuriatingly annoys those of higher breeding and/or intellect with their obnoxious demeanor and blatant, unrestrained numbskullery.
(adj) a term describing an act that is shameless and/or severely lacking in any form of class, good breeding and/or intellect.
(adj) a term describing an act that is shameless and/or severely lacking in any form of class, good breeding and/or intellect.
Used as a noun: That woman over there just said "it is what it is." What a fucking provincial.
Used as an adjective: That gentleman just left the bathroom without washing his hands. That was a provincial move.
Used as an adjective: That gentleman just left the bathroom without washing his hands. That was a provincial move.
by BennyKennedy April 05, 2009
1. the act by which a monstrously large and rather unfortunately nude person wearing a pointed dunce hat and a flag football belt continuously puts ink (of which the individual has an ample stipend) in his/her mouth and, with the consent of another decidedly kinky party, proceeds to spit the aforementioned ink onto the similarly naked body of the willing partner as a prerequisite to further imminent and equally debauched sexual depravity.
2. the massively colossal and scandalously bare individual who is executing the act known as the Giant Squid.
2. the massively colossal and scandalously bare individual who is executing the act known as the Giant Squid.
Peter: I got a Giant Squid from Sarah last night. Ink is a bitch to get off.
Harry: Yeah, I can see that fat bitch being a Giant Squid. You know, in spite of the insane amount of body hair on her.
Harry: Yeah, I can see that fat bitch being a Giant Squid. You know, in spite of the insane amount of body hair on her.
by BennyKennedy April 04, 2009
by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009
1. a term used to describe the act by which an individual swooshes freshly ejaculated cum in his or her mouth instead of spitting it out or swallowing it immediately after the life fluid has found its way into the speaking and sucking orafice (gargling is optional). The shockingly quick result of this mouthwashing method is the cum sticking to the inside of the aforementioned individual's mouth - most notably and annoyingly the gums - much like a delicious Devil Dog snack cake, though with decidedly evident deviations in both the overall experience and the cleaning protocols.
2. cum used in this fashion, namely as an impromptu mouthwash.
2. cum used in this fashion, namely as an impromptu mouthwash.
1. So I convinced the one over by the doorway to try a Devil Dog Mouthwash last night. She thoroughly enjoyed it...
2. Can I interest you in some Devil Dog Mouthwash?
2. Can I interest you in some Devil Dog Mouthwash?
by BennyKennedy April 20, 2009