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The person at the back of a long grocery line who jumps in front of everyone as a new check out lane is opened up.
Dude, he's only been waiting for like one minute. I can't believe he just jumped into that new lane.
He's a total grocery line jacker. It's not a race, buddy.
He's a total grocery line jacker. It's not a race, buddy.
by Shumado June 7, 2011
Get the Grocery Line Jacker mug.Often describing someone who finds all their value as a human being in having a romantic relationship. If they are single, they feel like a total failure and therefore will put up with all kinds of possessive, unhealthy Mr/Ms. Wrongs to bolster their own self worth.
Often seen in high school sweethearts who date all the way through college and into mid-20s. Even though annoyed and bored with each other, they still refuse to break up because they can't stand being single.
Often seen in high school sweethearts who date all the way through college and into mid-20s. Even though annoyed and bored with each other, they still refuse to break up because they can't stand being single.
Debbie said she always knew Jason wasn't 'the one', but still dated him for 7 years. She's as co-dependent as a barnacle.
by Shumado May 18, 2014
Get the Co-dependent mug.a racial slur for an African American. Connotes a lazy, silly-dumb, manual laborer. Derogatory, but not as derogatory as the "n" word. You'll probably still get beat up if you use it in company.
by Shumado April 10, 2015
Get the blue gum mug.scrabble player who earns their points by adding an "s" or "d" to the end of a high scoring word belonging to another player.
or a player who blocks off certain high point letters or triple word squares, just to prevent the other players from using them.
In general, any practice by a scrabble player that is allowed by the rules, but just seems like an unfair sheist.
or a player who blocks off certain high point letters or triple word squares, just to prevent the other players from using them.
In general, any practice by a scrabble player that is allowed by the rules, but just seems like an unfair sheist.
Player one: A M A Z E. Ha- double word score, 32 points.
Player two (adds an 's'): A M A Z E S! Double letter AND double word, 34 points.
Player one: You Scrabble Sheister!
Player two (adds an 's'): A M A Z E S! Double letter AND double word, 34 points.
Player one: You Scrabble Sheister!
by Shumado December 29, 2010
Get the Scrabble Sheister mug.Water. A tongue-in-cheek joke derived from the creation story in the Bible. Adam was the first man in the Garden of Eden; he lived a pure lifestyle in communion with God. Before the fall, he was unclothed an eating just fruits and vegetables in the garden, therefore the only thing to drink was water.
by Shumado January 8, 2017
Get the adam's ale mug.describing people who only care about eating, sleeping, making money, and owning crap. Very unimaginative, uncultured people with no concept of the arts, history, language, faith, travel, or why any those things should be valued. Has not visited a library or museum since the 7th grade. Doesn't know the name of a bluebird (really). Like Mr. Banks in Mary Poppins, they "can't see past the end of their nose".
by Shumado April 14, 2015
Get the provincial mug.a person who does what everyone else expects them to do. Whatever gets them the most praise or popularity, whether it is good or bad or dumb, they just do it unquestioningly. A person who is being taken advantage of but they just eat it up with a spoon and ask for seconds. Some tools don't understand that they are being used, others do and will complain incessantly about being unfairly treated, while having no intention of doing anything about it.
Jim is always complaining about his horrible miserable job, but he will never take the trouble of looking for a better one. What a tool!
by Shumado December 3, 2013
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