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Provacoa 

is a death metal band from huntington beach california which consists of

vocals-cooper carrosco (from the suresound)
vocals-ryan burns (ryanXwoah from myspace)
guitar-spencer Roberts
bass-jared hurd
rhythm guitar- kellen mastafugie
Drums- brian bray
"hey dude did you see the provacoa show last night at deathfest?"

"ya dude! this asian kid named kevin doa was brutal in the pit!"
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Homestead Provacateur 

A girl who has moved in with a guy because he owns property, plays around the house outside, and trolls on the internet for people to listen to her tripe about 'living outdoors' and 'becoming self-sufficient' when this guy is not at home. Because after all, she is 'totally self-sufficient' pays no rent, works part-time, and lays about, and plays on the computer most of the day.
Homestead Provacateur showed us how to make sundried tomatoes while her dupe wasn't around.

Provacoward

pro-VAC-ow-erd

Someone who provokes, taunts, or eggs on others, but flees or chickens out when confronted.

Can be either an adjective or a noun.
Eric kept saying he would kick my ass online, but when I actually approached him to fight, he kept making excuses to leave. What a provacoward!