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provincation 

A vacation that is limited to a local area such as the same city or county you live in as long as its not based in your own house.

Some help to describe
DISTANCE:
It can be as close as staying in your next door neighbor house or a hotel accross town. You could be staying somewhere in the next town, or as far as the hotel nearest to the county line. The idea is not to leave your local area.

REASONS:
They dont like to travel far, wanna seem out of town so they can get sex, too afraid to leave the local area, financially cant afford a vacation.
Woman: well there you go again vern. Your so afraid of leaving this town your taking provincation .... in a hotel in the the next town over.

Vern: Its a tourist trap city. It counts as a vacation spot
provincation by Theamazinggeek March 11, 2018
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Promination 

A purple abominal "smoke"man that is a stripper and eats prom queens.
That promination is fucking crazy!
Promination by magseee January 7, 2011

provocation 

being annoyed until you do something stupid to the stupid person thats annoying you.
ahhh, its total provocation being in the cubcle next to his

promination 

Those type of girls that are rare to find, generally very pretty, very good personality and a good sense of style.
"oh god, that person is promination"
"That girl is so prom"

Profication 

The start and finish of anything
He is the profication of the earth
Profication by fuppier February 4, 2024

Provocation

Provoking someone is not inherently illegal, but it becomes a crime if the provocation crosses the line into specific unlawful actions like harassment, stalking, or uttering "fighting words". If you provoke someone to the point of violence, you may forfeit your right to claim self-defense, though it can sometimes serve as a mitigating factor to reduce their criminal charges.
Hym "And just like that I'm completely absolved! Provocation! Excellent job YouTube law girl! I will overlook the panhandling."
Provocation by Hym Iam June 13, 2026

State-Sanctioned Provocation

A covert or overt psychological tactic in which government agencies, law enforcement, or affiliated actors deliberately provoke a targeted individual into reacting—often in anger, fear, or self-defense—with the intent of discrediting, arresting, institutionalizing, or silencing them. This manipulation is executed through harassment, intimidation, and staged confrontations, all under the protection of state authority.

Often used against whistleblowers, activists, or individuals involved in litigation against the government, state-sanctioned provocation relies on surveillance infrastructure, informants, and coordinated setups to generate false narratives of instability or aggression. (noun)
After filing a federal lawsuit against the Oakland Police Department, Juana experienced state-sanctioned provocation when 50–100 bikers swarmed a major intersection near her home, attempting to block her vehicle and bait her into reacting—with police stationed just 50 yards away.

The day before her criminal case was dismissed, a man—believed to be connected to a corrupt officer—stood outside her home and covered her kitchen window to provoke a confrontation. She remained silent, filmed the act, and refused to give them the reaction they were fishing for. Classic state-sanctioned provocation.

On her way to court, a man in an elevator used a gang stalking app to signal her presence, then pretended not to know what it was. Another time, a motorbiker followed her, smashed her side mirror, and fled—while police refused to take the report, despite video evidence. All signs of state-sanctioned provocation designed to derail her legal case.
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