prostutite
prostutite by big possum who eats children July 25, 2023
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payroll prostitute
"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "
payroll prostitute by Lorin B. October 15, 2008
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unpaid prostitute
A more polite way of saying "slut"; remember that a whore gets paid while a slut does the same work for free.
From SNL parody of Girls:
Jessa: I had sex with a cab driver, alright? It's called being free.
Blerta: You are prostitute?
Jessa: No, it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
Blerta: You are UNPAID prostitute?!? You are lower than dog!
Jessa: I had sex with a cab driver, alright? It's called being free.
Blerta: You are prostitute?
Jessa: No, it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
Blerta: You are UNPAID prostitute?!? You are lower than dog!
unpaid prostitute by Lorelili December 18, 2013
Princess gone Prostitute
Blog detailing the fashion faux pas of trashy chic. These girls don't understand that if you dress like a whore, you are a whore.
Princess gone Prostitute by princess not prostitute August 30, 2011
Prostitute State
“Texas has totally become a prostitute state. They have lowered their environmental standards so far that coal dust is killing the trees there.”
Prostitute State by abe_froman_was_here May 5, 2011
Digital Prostitute
One who whores themselves online, be it social networks, online games, and/or webblogs, to acquire either cash or accessories.
Yo man, watch out for ReesePie only X-box live, she's such a digital prostitute....she'll con you out of rent checks, Turtle Beach headsets or even a new Xbox
Digital Prostitute by Privatepyle316 April 13, 2010
Prostitute
A word referring a girl who makes money through providing sex services to boys. It's a really controversial job, and is prohibited in some countries, but people who're involved in this job have no other options since they have trouble to get other jobs.
If you want to be a prostitute, then just do. However, no one shall be responsible for any consequences.
Prostitute by Celest98 July 20, 2022
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