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prostatitis 

A large swollen and painful prostate.
"I heard Jimmy's got a bad case of prostatitis."
"Yeah. That's what you get for edging for weeks and weeks to Hentai porn."
"Serves him right. I hope it explodes out of his ass."
prostatitis by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
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prostatitis 

I'm not feeling good because I have prostatitis
prostatitis by Rabbit1313 September 20, 2017

Prostatots 

Pre-teen early teen girls that dress like Prostitutes
Sean that concert was full of prostatots gotta watch out.
Prostatots by Zaniey September 25, 2012

prostatots 

Young girls dressing slutty.
Jess:Look at those girls! They look like fricking sluts!
Ali:They look like they're 11 years old. Fucking prostatots!
prostatots by Ali Fitz June 23, 2006

prostatotion 

Pimping out 14 year old prostatot that dresses like a whore.

This is only acceptable in states such as Arkansas where its condonable to fuck your underage siblings.
Paul, you gotta stop picking up 14 year old sluts online or your gonna get arrested for prostatotion.
prostatotion by r to the ob March 26, 2004

Prostititian 

1) A cross between a prostitute and a politician.

2) A politician put in office, often using clandestine methods funded by large corporations, with the intent to manipulate the workings of government in favor of big businesses with little or no regard for the will and well-being of the people.
Why would anyone spend 13 million dollars campaigning for a job that only pays 250,000$ a year? He/She has corporate sponsors, he/she's a prostititian.
Prostititian by GuiShih August 16, 2010

Prostitutish 

Similar to the definition "whorish." One who presents themselves in a sexual manner, while expecting some type of gratuity in return. Being in a drunken state of mind isn't necessary to act this way, however alcohol is usually involved.
That chick was making out with me and then told me to buy her a beer. I am not in the capable financial means at the moment, so I told her prostitutish ass to step off.
Prostitutish by Cervatra August 6, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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