prostatitis

A large swollen and painful prostate.

"I heard Jimmy's got a bad case of prostatitis."
"Yeah. That's what you get for edging for weeks and weeks to Hentai porn."
"Serves him right. I hope it explodes out of his ass."

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

prostatitis

A large swollen infected prostate

I'm not feeling good because I have prostatitis

by Rabbit1313 September 20, 2017

Prostate

The prostate gland is in the male asshole. It is like a walnut in form and texture. The prostate creates the seminal fluid that is able to carry the sperm within. Playing with the prostate may feel good, and orgasm from the stimulation alone is possible.

You do not have to be gay to enjoy anal and prostate stimulation. Just as many straight men enjoy it too.

by WhoDatFreshBoi February 02, 2019

Prostate

What you get when you merge Progressive with Allstate

Mother: "Aw shucks, my car just got rear-ended. I wonder if that person has Progressive or Allstate"
Son: "You mean Prostate?"

And suddenly rear-end collision coverage makes even more sense

by onlyyoucanpreventforestfires December 16, 2013

prostate

the centre of all joy in a man's body

suddenly, he found his prostate, and all was right with the world

by Mike February 08, 2004

Prostate

the main part of a man's body to help produce sperm is this area is to be stimulated a man will feel intense amounts of pleasure

the prostate is a walnut kind of shape and feel its felt good when it was touched

by Cody June 23, 2004

Prostate

The skeet machine. The organ that makes the viscuous fluid of semen.

John's prostate must be working overtime, he has been in his room with Anna for 12 hours straight.

by I like to wank October 30, 2006