Prostifune

Noun: A prostitute's funeral.
May be applied to any funeral denomination or tradition. Generally attended by the friends, family, and co-workers of the deceased prostitute. Attire is generally skanky at best, and black or dark colours are traditionally encouraged.

"I have to get this black cocktail dress altered for Cinnamon's prostifune on Saturday. It's not short enough."

by othuaidh January 27, 2019

payroll prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "

by Lorin B. October 15, 2008

unpaid prostitute

A more polite way of saying "slut"; remember that a whore gets paid while a slut does the same work for free.

From SNL parody of Girls:

Jessa: I had sex with a cab driver, alright? It's called being free.
Blerta: You are prostitute?
Jessa: No, it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
Blerta: You are UNPAID prostitute?!? You are lower than dog!

by Lorelili December 18, 2013

Princess gone Prostitute

Blog detailing the fashion faux pas of trashy chic. These girls don't understand that if you dress like a whore, you are a whore.

That bitch with her leggings, knee-high boots, and exposed bra is a total princess gone prostitute.

by princess not prostitute August 30, 2011

Prostitute State

A state that lowers its living standards to attract business

“Texas has totally become a prostitute state. They have lowered their environmental standards so far that coal dust is killing the trees there.”

by abe_froman_was_here May 5, 2011

Prostidude

Male prostitue; man whore; male slut; gigolo.

The numbers of prostidudes these days are rising rapidly.

by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

Digital Prostitute

One who whores themselves online, be it social networks, online games, and/or webblogs, to acquire either cash or accessories.

Yo man, watch out for ReesePie only X-box live, she's such a digital prostitute....she'll con you out of rent checks, Turtle Beach headsets or even a new Xbox

by Privatepyle316 April 13, 2010