prongered 

A sudden unexplained departure. Due to Chris Pronger leaving Edmonton less than a week after the finals.

Dude, that chick prongered on me. What a shame.

prongered by duuby October 26, 2006

Pingered 

When your ping (latency between a game player's computer and the game server) fucks you and you die/disconnect from your game.

"Fuck! I got pingered hard. I just got disconnected."

Pingered by iwontstfu July 12, 2014

Twin pronged attack 

Whan a female is double penetrated by two males.

I'm really sore today, Jenny, I suffered a twin pronged attack last night.

Twin pronged attack by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

pronger 

Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.

I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.

pronger by cokemidget January 21, 2008

Pronger 

A Pronger is when you sign a contract or you make a deal for a certain number of years and then just blow it off for a dumbass reason.

Now that Hemsky has signed a six year contract with the Edmonton Oilers, let's hope he doesn't pull a Pronger.

Pronger by Oilers Fan <3 July 25, 2006

pondered 

Thought about

She pondered the fact.

pondered by giggirl2005 April 10, 2017

poggered 

A romany gypsy word meaning broken,ruined,damaged a corruption of the jewish/russian word pogrom meaning devastated.

i lifted too much and poggered me back

poggered by pukka romany February 2, 2010