Powdered donuts is a joke from a Fanfiction on ao3 (Powdered Sugar by purplezipper) using the slash ship RanPoe. 5 powdered donuts were stacked onto Poe’s dick and Ranpo ate them off.

Person 1: Bro, my mom bought me five powdered donuts today 💀
Person 2: kys what.

Five Powdered Donuts by Inspector gadget <3 May 27, 2023

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puddle ponderer

(1) One who ponders puddles

(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.

Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.

Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.

puddle ponderer by jubezz October 30, 2010

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Bring in the powdered wigs

An exclamation made when one has decided to take their personal conflicts to the next level by getting the law involved and filing a civil suit.

-That guy wouldn't compensate me for damages caused by his wet floor, so I chose to Bring in the Powdered Wigs.

Bring in the powdered wigs by Psycloned January 11, 2012

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Powdered tube steak

Cocaine on top of a penis. Usually presented as a birthday present to an undergrad student.

Would you like a powdered tube steak?

Powdered tube steak by Danjazone November 29, 2019

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Powdered Doughnut Hole

The act of putting cocaine on a finger and then sticking said finger into ones own or another person's asshole

Dude, I was so tired this morning that I needed a powdered doughnut hole just to get out of bed.

Powdered Doughnut Hole by BPS5 February 2, 2012

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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