prongen

Bong with a bit of a prong.

Mr PhD: I have a PhD and it is impossible that that person is prongen.
Other PhD person: I also have a PhD and that person Is a prongen.

by kurvaboy July 4, 2017

prangent

A word that might have originated of a misspell of "pregnant" in YAHOO answers.
When you impregnate someone for a prank.
'Pran' is derived from "Prank."

You shouldn't prangent anyone.

by DawMAD5 May 11, 2017

Progenite

Someone who is typically gay steals all your kills in Fortnite, can wear glasses and scams people.

Dude, you can be such a Progenite when playing Fortnite

by Ur Mam Gay August 20, 2018

Twin pronged attack

Whan a female is double penetrated by two males.

I'm really sore today, Jenny, I suffered a twin pronged attack last night.

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

pronger

Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.

I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.

by cokemidget January 21, 2008

Pronger

A Pronger is when you sign a contract or you make a deal for a certain number of years and then just blow it off for a dumbass reason.

Now that Hemsky has signed a six year contract with the Edmonton Oilers, let's hope he doesn't pull a Pronger.

by Oilers Fan <3 July 25, 2006

Prangenius

When a person is a total and complete genius, and/or acts in a brilliant manner.

I wish my son was a prangenius.

by Comet006 January 19, 2015