promode

When you are playing any game and you are really sucking at first so you try way harder and start doing awesome. Basically the same thing as going Super Saiyan but for a normal person.

Spencer "Hey man, they are killing us out there. its 21 to 5"

Mason "Don't worry, I'm going Promode"

by hankhankins February 20, 2011

promoted to customer

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

by slipsheet June 25, 2006

Promorexia

An eating disorder that can occur up to a year, but usually a month before Prom. Mainly occuring in young women, characterized by a self-induced starvation in order to fit into their Prom dresses or feel better about buying a slightly smaller size (which never works). Exercise in the form of "Prom night sex" usually follows Promorexia.

Will: "Dude, none of the girls are eating lunch."

John: "Yeah man, it's a month to Prom: Promorexia season."

by HiBillyMaysHere October 30, 2011

Promod

Any car that is faster than your current car. Promod is a common excuse owners of slower vehicles use to justify their cars inadequacies, compared to others.

“Did you see how fast Jared’s car went?” “Who cares, it’s a promod.”

by TTmustanggappedu May 22, 2019

promoser

n.; portmanteau of "promoter poser"; one whose chief technique for attracting members of the opposite sex (or the same sex, for homosexuals) is to pretend to be nontrivially connected to the venue in which he/she is presently in; other popular pretends are owners, owners' relatives, managers, public relations, vice presidents, disc jokeys, and photographers; may be pronounced as either rhyming with "poser" or "loser"; c.p. promoter

John: ladies, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just want to say how beautiful you are all looking and how honored we are to have you frequent our humble establishment
Allison: aw, you're so sweet. can I have your number so I can call you?
Arianna: don't bother, he's just a promoser, I saw him paying at the door

Owner: alright i dont want to see no fights tonight...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no vomiting...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no people sneaking into VIP, people not paying cover...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no fat bitches, ugly bitches, bitches who have wrinkles on their faces...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...no hooking up on my dance floor, eating girls out on my bartop, bodily fluids on my couches...
Security: yes sir
Owner: ...or drunk people pissing in my drinks. but LEAST OF ALL, I don't want to see no promosers up in my joint
Security: yes sir, if we find we shall exterminate

by language_sentinel August 25, 2005

promoe

A really weird lookin guy who is a sick rapper. He raps primarily underground and doesnt rap about the usual bull shit 50 cent tries to rap about. He is in the same category as talib kweli, mos def, common, and kanye west are in. He belongs to the rap group, Looptroop which is a swedish rap group that raps in primarily english.

Promoe raps to expose the government!

by Hookah King Amir January 13, 2007

Promoduction

promoduction is a word defining two meanings, promoting and producing.

We are involved in promoduction of all kinds of music and films.

by streaminsight May 23, 2009