Promastication

The act of eating to avoid a task, usually occuring during revision periods before exams.

Lisa gained 10kg and failed year 12 because of her promastication problem.

by Bruh That's Nasty September 7, 2016

procastination

I'll tell the definition you later.

"I'll tell you the example later." is an example of a procastination.

by procastinater December 23, 2011

Promastinating

The act of putting off work and scheduled activity by wanking yourself into a frenzy.

I had a statistical analysis to do for the morning, but spent the night promastinating instead.

by Dunluce September 7, 2009

procastination

Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.

dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!

dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!

by Mariotol November 26, 2007

procrastication

Procrastination by means of mastication (chewing). See procrastineat or procrastin-eating

NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).

Spongebob: I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.

by cakeofages August 9, 2008

pronastication

referring to a ridiculous level of procrastination, so ridiculous, said person can not even take the time to say the word correctly.

Woe is me, my pronastication has left me in another night with my hand.

by Klutzposition September 12, 2009

promasturationfantasmogationarinery

Pronounced
Pro-masturbation-fan-tas-mo-gation-air-ner-e

It means you proudly masturbate in the interest it makes your hole life fantastic and it motivates your daily needs of more fun and fresh air.

I am a promasturationfantasmogationarinery sort of person.

by Pez` March 30, 2005