Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.

dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!

dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!

procastination by Mariotol November 26, 2007

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procrastication

Procrastination by means of mastication (chewing). See procrastineat or procrastin-eating

NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).

Spongebob: I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.

procrastication by cakeofages August 9, 2008

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pronastication

referring to a ridiculous level of procrastination, so ridiculous, said person can not even take the time to say the word correctly.

Woe is me, my pronastication has left me in another night with my hand.

pronastication by Klutzposition September 12, 2009

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promasturationfantasmogationarinery

Pronounced
Pro-masturbation-fan-tas-mo-gation-air-ner-e

It means you proudly masturbate in the interest it makes your hole life fantastic and it motivates your daily needs of more fun and fresh air.

I am a promasturationfantasmogationarinery sort of person.

promasturationfantasmogationarinery by Pez` March 30, 2005

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