Promasticating

Chewing a decision over without committing to an outcome.

Bill was promasticating over what to have for lunch.

Promasticating by J_ro__ September 14, 2016

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Probastinating

Hey man have you done your assignment?

Nah, I ended up probastinating 3 times instead

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The act of putting off work and scheduled activity by wanking yourself into a frenzy.

I had a statistical analysis to do for the morning, but spent the night promastinating instead.

Promastinating by Dunluce September 7, 2009

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Procastibating is the practice of masturbating in order to procastinate.

When I have lots of homework I, instead of doing it, end up procastibating do all the homework in a caffeine fueled frenzy at 2:00 in the morning.

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the act of preventing your gas from passing.

"man dont do progastinating"
"what does that mean?"
"you are procrastinating your farting. dont keep it in"

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The act of eating to avoid a task, usually occuring during revision periods before exams.

Lisa gained 10kg and failed year 12 because of her promastication problem.

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He's being an erling again. Procastinating forever

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