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Probastinating 

The act of masturbating and procrastinating at the same time
Hey man have you done your assignment?

Nah, I ended up probastinating 3 times instead
Probastinating by probastinator October 20, 2010

Promastinating 

The act of putting off work and scheduled activity by wanking yourself into a frenzy.
I had a statistical analysis to do for the morning, but spent the night promastinating instead.
Promastinating by Dunluce September 7, 2009

Procastibating 

Procastibating is the practice of masturbating in order to procastinate.
When I have lots of homework I, instead of doing it, end up procastibating do all the homework in a caffeine fueled frenzy at 2:00 in the morning.
Procastibating by edumacator February 12, 2007

Progastinating 

the act of preventing your gas from passing.
"man dont do progastinating"
"what does that mean?"
"you are procrastinating your farting. dont keep it in"

Promastication 

The act of eating to avoid a task, usually occuring during revision periods before exams.
Lisa gained 10kg and failed year 12 because of her promastication problem.
Promastication by Bruh That's Nasty September 7, 2016

Procastinating 

He's being an erling again. Procastinating forever