Promatize 

v. To inflict trauma before, during, after, and/or about junior or senior high school prom.
- to be the victim of such horrible trauma.

Greg: Dude, did you see Jen? Her dress tore, her boyfriend dumped her, she got caught with a flask, and her hair lost it's curls!
Dude: Yeah, she was promatized.

Promatize by Mrpianoman June 8, 2007

aromatize

(v.) To seduce or romance.

"I was trying to aromatize you."

aromatize by King Mob May 25, 2004

Promate 

a person who got promoted with you. Pronounced PROW-MYAT

we are finally promates!

Promate by dogeshakespereare October 20, 2018

Permatize 

To make something permanent that was once temporary, optional or unsafe to be permanent.

1. The safety electrical breaker kept tripping so we permatized it by hard wiring the connection.

2. My sandals kept falling off so I permatized them by sewing them to the bottom of my feet.

Permatize by Screamin Steam May 14, 2014

promatic 

"It's not a real word. Promatic. But it could be if you use it in conversation. So do that." - adult swim

So expect the bumps to be more promatic tonight.

promatic by Bri Handy September 21, 2005

promotisement 

An advertisement disguised as a promotion or a promotion disguised as an advertisement.

1) Fox News presented Tea Bag events as news. However, they were a promotisement for Fox News sponsored events.

2) Commercials during television news programs that present products and services as real news bulletins. The mortgage industry collapse created a new bred of opportunistic promotisements.

promotisement by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009

Privatize 

pri·va·tize   prahy-vuh-tahyz Show IPA
verb (used with object), pri·va·tized, pri·va·tiz·ing.
1. Formal Definition:
to transfer from public or government control or ownership to private enterprise: a campaign promise to privatize some of the public lands.
2. To make exclusive or make your own; to delimit or appropriate: That guy just privatized that toilet paper.
3. Can also be used with sexual connotation (use at your discretion)

To take and make your own.
Examples:

"Hey Buddy, let's take that beer and privatize that shit." "Privatize that shit"
"I just privatized that iPad brah"

To be used with discretion: "Privatize that Ho"

Privatize by mitchdpg October 15, 2012