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Procrestinate

To brush your teeth thoroughly the minute before you leave to see your dentist.
Jennifer procrestinates when it comes to seeing her dentist, so she always ends up brushing her teeth several times the minute she has to leave.
Procrestinate by Cane Corso July 19, 2011

Progresstination 

The act of making good progress on low priority tasks instead of completing tasks that are high priority. Differs from procrastination because the subject is in fact being productive in a manner of speaking.
In a superb feat of progresstination, I avoided working on my term paper, but cleaned my entire house and did the laundry!
Progresstination by Aaaarchy January 27, 2015

procrasstinate 

To put off doing something, not because you're busy, but because you're a lazy ass.
He preferred to watch football and procrasstinate than to mow the yard.
procrasstinate by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010

prograsstinate 

To participate in meaningless activities, such as playing video games or Twitter, instead of mowing the grass when you know it really needs to be cut.
I know I need to mow my grass, but I'd rather prograsstinate now, and do it next week.
prograsstinate by Frenchie619 July 14, 2010

prograstinate 

Instead of changing diapers he would rather prograstinate.
prograstinate by garvald December 15, 2008

prograsstinate 

Smoking marijuana as a means of avoiding responsibility
You have a lot of work tonight? Yeah man, I prograsstinated all weekend.
prograsstinate by jznny June 15, 2012
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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