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Progresstination 

The act of making good progress on low priority tasks instead of completing tasks that are high priority. Differs from procrastination because the subject is in fact being productive in a manner of speaking.
In a superb feat of progresstination, I avoided working on my term paper, but cleaned my entire house and did the laundry!
Progresstination by Aaaarchy January 27, 2015
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Progresstination 

To accomplish a goal slowly in short periods of work, while simultaneosly bullshitting around and taking smoke breaks
Guy:"Hey, I thought you were cleaning?"
Person:"I'll get back to it in a bit, I'm getting it done by way of progresstination"
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Progresstination by KonekoJiemi August 14, 2013

Progresstination 

The act of deliberately not progressing in a game, often an RPG, in order to experience all the side content and non-plot related content in the game.
"Oh, there's the prisoner I'm supposed to save, but before I do, I will go to the other side of the map, because I think there may be a side quest. I am doing some serious Progresstination"

Progresstination 

The procrastination that follows progress on a project or assignment.
I have progresstination, because I've done so much work today, the rest can wait.
Progresstination by KyDiz April 5, 2020

procreastination

procreating for the sake of procrastination.

or

having sex to avoid doing work
procreastination - myself and my wife both had to write reports for work at the weekend, but they were boring so we procreastinated all afternoon instead.
procreastination by simonzephyr August 26, 2012

Procrasstination 

When you procrastinate by having sex instead of doing whatever productive thing you were supposed to to.
We were gonna go to brunch but we got into some procrasstination and now it's too late.
Procrasstination by meeshflag March 2, 2019

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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