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Progresstination 

To accomplish a goal slowly in short periods of work, while simultaneosly bullshitting around and taking smoke breaks
Guy:"Hey, I thought you were cleaning?"
Person:"I'll get back to it in a bit, I'm getting it done by way of progresstination"
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Progresstination by KonekoJiemi August 14, 2013

Progresstination 

The act of deliberately not progressing in a game, often an RPG, in order to experience all the side content and non-plot related content in the game.
"Oh, there's the prisoner I'm supposed to save, but before I do, I will go to the other side of the map, because I think there may be a side quest. I am doing some serious Progresstination"

Progresstination 

The procrastination that follows progress on a project or assignment.
I have progresstination, because I've done so much work today, the rest can wait.
Progresstination by KyDiz April 5, 2020

procreastination

procreating for the sake of procrastination.

or

having sex to avoid doing work
procreastination - myself and my wife both had to write reports for work at the weekend, but they were boring so we procreastinated all afternoon instead.
procreastination by simonzephyr August 26, 2012

Procrasstination 

When you procrastinate by having sex instead of doing whatever productive thing you were supposed to to.
We were gonna go to brunch but we got into some procrasstination and now it's too late.
Procrasstination by meeshflag March 2, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026