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Progresstination 

To accomplish a goal slowly in short periods of work, while simultaneosly bullshitting around and taking smoke breaks
Guy:"Hey, I thought you were cleaning?"
Person:"I'll get back to it in a bit, I'm getting it done by way of progresstination"
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Progresstination by KonekoJiemi August 14, 2013

Progresstination 

The act of deliberately not progressing in a game, often an RPG, in order to experience all the side content and non-plot related content in the game.
"Oh, there's the prisoner I'm supposed to save, but before I do, I will go to the other side of the map, because I think there may be a side quest. I am doing some serious Progresstination"

Progresstination 

The procrastination that follows progress on a project or assignment.
I have progresstination, because I've done so much work today, the rest can wait.
Progresstination by KyDiz April 5, 2020

procreastination

procreating for the sake of procrastination.

or

having sex to avoid doing work
procreastination - myself and my wife both had to write reports for work at the weekend, but they were boring so we procreastinated all afternoon instead.
procreastination by simonzephyr August 26, 2012

Procrasstination 

When you procrastinate by having sex instead of doing whatever productive thing you were supposed to to.
We were gonna go to brunch but we got into some procrasstination and now it's too late.
Procrasstination by meeshflag March 2, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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