Progresstination

The act of making good progress on low priority tasks instead of completing tasks that are high priority. Differs from procrastination because the subject is in fact being productive in a manner of speaking.

In a superb feat of progresstination, I avoided working on my term paper, but cleaned my entire house and did the laundry!

by Aaaarchy January 27, 2015

Progresstination

To accomplish a goal slowly in short periods of work, while simultaneosly bullshitting around and taking smoke breaks

Guy:"Hey, I thought you were cleaning?"
Person:"I'll get back to it in a bit, I'm getting it done by way of progresstination"
progresstination progress procrastination slacking smoking

by KonekoJiemi August 14, 2013

Progresstination

The act of deliberately not progressing in a game, often an RPG, in order to experience all the side content and non-plot related content in the game.

"Oh, there's the prisoner I'm supposed to save, but before I do, I will go to the other side of the map, because I think there may be a side quest. I am doing some serious Progresstination"

by TotallyNotThomas June 2, 2018

Progresstination

The procrastination that follows progress on a project or assignment.

I have progresstination, because I've done so much work today, the rest can wait.

by KyDiz April 5, 2020

procreastination

procreating for the sake of procrastination.

or

having sex to avoid doing work

procreastination - myself and my wife both had to write reports for work at the weekend, but they were boring so we procreastinated all afternoon instead.

by simonzephyr August 26, 2012

Procrasstination

When you procrastinate by having sex instead of doing whatever productive thing you were supposed to to.

We were gonna go to brunch but we got into some procrasstination and now it's too late.

by meeshflag March 2, 2019