produstination 

Procrastination on one task by being productive on another non-essential task.

"I produstinated so much yesterday. I had a major report I needed to get done but I spent the whole day cleaning the house, instead."

"Damn. Did you at least finish the report today?"

"No... I changed my tires."

"Fuck, that's some serious produstination."

produstination by MastersRafeMasters November 18, 2022

predestination (2014) 

It's a simple movie. Basically, the lady takes her own virginity, and gives birth to herself, hence, being her own parents. She loves herself and misses her boyfriend (who btw is again the lady who started it all). She meets some random time travelling geek (who again, is the same lady). They try to stop a person who is gonna commit some crime. And guess what? The criminal is also her. See..... Simple!

Ooops.... SPOILER ALERT!

Man #1: Dude did you watch Predestination (2014)
Man #2: Nah man! Some weirdo on Urban Dictionary spoiled it for me.
Man #1: Sucks to be you!

predestination (2014) by AllTheGoodUsernamesAreTaken :( January 5, 2021

procastination

I'll tell the definition you later.

"I'll tell you the example later." is an example of a procastination.

procastination by procastinater December 23, 2011

procastination

Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.

dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!

dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!

procastination by Mariotol November 26, 2007

predestination 

The belief that God has already made the decisions we are faced with, therefore free will becomes controlled. It may be seen that the fact is we already have made the choice, but need to understand it. Examples of this are shown immaturely in the 'matrix reloaded'

'Well...if you know what I am going to do...then I don't really have the choice...'

predestination by DragonTail January 8, 2005

derived artificial predestination 

The boundaries placed on an individual's future by said individual's socioeconomic birth status.

Thanks to derived artificial predestination, Chad never really had a choice but to end up working for his father's textile company.

derived artificial predestination by Nate L. March 30, 2008

Proasstination 

When you procrastinate when you shouldn't or are already late.

Thanks to my proasstination with the electric bill I have late fees now too.

Proasstination by HumaneAnimal September 13, 2017