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proquestination 

When you have an important task that you do not want to complete, so instead you complete other non-pressing tasks ("side-quests") instead of getting the more urgent thing done.
"I just cleaned my room and did all my laundry instead of doing my chem homework."
"Wow, that's a prime example of proquestination."
proquestination by channa13 April 12, 2024
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proquestionation 

The act of avoiding other things by inventing proquestions.
Chandler: What the hell is ross doing?
Joey: he's caught in Proquestionation.
Chandler: but he's supposed to get married again today.

Proquestanating 

Playing fantasy or RPG style games when work should be your main focus.
Dave just installed WoW on his college computer, talk about proquestanating
Proquestanating by Bne-Rawr February 15, 2009

produstination 

Procrastination on one task by being productive on another non-essential task.
"I produstinated so much yesterday. I had a major report I needed to get done but I spent the whole day cleaning the house, instead."

"Damn. Did you at least finish the report today?"

"No... I changed my tires."

"Fuck, that's some serious produstination."
produstination by MastersRafeMasters November 18, 2022

Proquastination 

The activity of putting off talking to Quasi .

The activity of counting Quai's chins instead of revising.
you are using the form of proquastination is if you put off talking to Quasi for as long as possible.
Proquastination by tinza November 7, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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