Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.

dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!

dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!

procastination by Mariotol November 26, 2007

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Proclasstination

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Displaying the fine art of proclasstination, Williams Soma had a martini in hand as opposed to his Algebra book in hand.

Proclasstination by Kar3n January 28, 2009

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Profapstination

Procrastination which involves masturbation in it. (Regardless of the number of times it's done)

Tim: I get hungry everytime after I do profapstination.
Mike: Everyone does.

Profapstination by kt11000 August 22, 2016

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prolapstination

The act of forcing ones rectum into a prolapsed state in order to delay study or work.

'How much work did you get done tonight Stu?'
'Not enough man, I just did prolapstination all night.'
'Sounds repulsive Stu. Repulsive.'

prolapstination by Lectins Toad September 4, 2014

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pronapstination

When a person is very tired but is so tired they cannot even take a nap, so they procrastinate sleeping by doing other nap-like activities (surfing, watching tv) until they succumb to the inevitable - napping.

"Before I go to sleep I'm going to engage in some pronapstination - playing spider solitaire and watching youtube videos until I can't open my eyes any longer."

pronapstination by pronapstinator January 9, 2008

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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