producktive

When you have a lot of work to do, but avoid doing it by any means necessary. (Inspired by the show Duck Dynasty.)

Willie: Why aren't you people making duck calls?
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.

by DOTK January 23, 2014

preductive

What you are before you are productive. This phase usually includes procrastination activities such as watching TV on the internet or typing in 'facebook.com' into your address bar when you are already on Facebook.

Oh man, I have to be preductive for at least 4 hours before I write my paper. Maybe I'll watch all of 30 Rock again.

by lilyyes April 7, 2011

Productivity Czar

Used in sitcom "The Office". To be assigned to observe co-workers' work activity. Basically a snitch.

I don't have time to see that you all are doing your job, so John, you be the productivity czar.

by IllinoisPam March 26, 2009

Pooductive

Being productive whilst doing your business on the toilet. For example, replying to e-mails, reading up on the latest 'hot' news, stalking that girl you like on Facebook etc.

I was very pooductive today. That girl I like has unfriended me though.

by wordsmith_mcdaddy January 15, 2015

Productive Procrastination

Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.

Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.

Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!

by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

prozucktive

pro·zuck·tive
/prəˈzʌktɪv/
–adjective
1.
the spending of excessive time on facebook, making 'witty' comments on recently uploaded photos; generative; creative of useless outcomes: a prozucktive effort.
...2.
producing readily or abundantly; fertile: a prozucktive facebooker.
3.
causing; bringing about (usually followed by of ): conditions prozucktive of time wastage and procrastination.

Origin:
2011; < Modern English; derived from the fusion of facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg's surname and the preexisting adjective 'productive'>

What did you get up to last night?

Heaps. No schoolwork, but I was pretty prozucktive on facebook!

by aussieborealis July 23, 2011

Something Productive

What You Arn't Doing Right Now, If Your Looking Up "Something Productive" On some online dictionary.
Get a life.

You: Sitting On A Chair.

Something Productive: Getting Off Your Ass.

by ???? 20 July 3, 2008