procrastorblazing 

instead of doing what your supposed to be doing you blaze all day instead

Hey why isn't your room clean?! Sorry mom I ws procrastorblazing all day

procrastorblazing by ellteexxx April 13, 2011

Procreator's remorse

The sense of regret after having children. It may stem from fear of making the wrong choice, guilt over extravagance, or a suspicion of having been overly influenced by friends, parents, or a partner.

Jim was on the fence about having children and once he did he was struck with a bad case of procreator's remorse.

Procreator's remorse by Ligonier March 20, 2013

probulator 

An automated machine for human probing.

Strip down naked and get on the probulator.

probulator by Shin Akuma November 3, 2003

procrastorbating 

The act of putting off homework and responsibilities through prolonged masturbation.

Guillermo spent all week procrastorbating on the marketing project this week.

procrastorbating by procrastorbator9000 December 4, 2013

Professional Procreator 

Any person or persons who consider the having of children as an occupation.

Trading their fertility for wages (benefits) and perks of the job (larger council house and car)

Slowly becoming the main profession of many areas of the UK.

"Whoa, Janice has had a fifth kid?"

"Yeah, and that means another 10 grand a year and a new house with a sixth bedroom."

"She's employee of the month for professional procreators..."

Professional Procreator by AddictedSnapper April 21, 2010

procrastorbaking 

To distract one from life's responsibilities through the creation of baked goods.

I should really be writing my assignment but i can't stop procrastorbaking

procrastorbaking by Procrastorbaker October 20, 2015

procraterbation 

The act of procrastination by masturbating and not getting anything done.

I didn't feel like doing my work so I procrasterbated and my teacher got mad when she found out. Looks like procrasterbation didn't work. "procraterbation"

procraterbation by jdawg555 March 22, 2011