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procrastorbating 

The act of putting off homework and responsibilities through prolonged masturbation.
Guillermo spent all week procrastorbating on the marketing project this week.

Procrastiblazing 

The act of smoking cannabis, with use of an array of smoking instruments, but most used to refer to smoking a joint or a spliff, instead of attending to more pressing or urgent matters.
John: Did you go to class yesterday?
Ron: No. I wanted to but I didn't.
John: What were you doing?
Ron: I was procrastiblazing so I was too stoned to move.
Procrastiblazing by B:ue February 4, 2010

procrastorbaking 

To distract one from life's responsibilities through the creation of baked goods.
I should really be writing my assignment but i can't stop procrastorbaking

procrasturblazing 

Using 420 to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
George: Yoloswag faggot, we should be procrasturblazing it.
Yoloswag Faggot: wut
procrasturblazing by tjanster June 10, 2013