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procrastorbating 

The act of putting off homework and responsibilities through prolonged masturbation.
Guillermo spent all week procrastorbating on the marketing project this week.

Procrastiblazing 

The act of smoking cannabis, with use of an array of smoking instruments, but most used to refer to smoking a joint or a spliff, instead of attending to more pressing or urgent matters.
John: Did you go to class yesterday?
Ron: No. I wanted to but I didn't.
John: What were you doing?
Ron: I was procrastiblazing so I was too stoned to move.
Procrastiblazing by B:ue February 4, 2010

procrastorbaking 

To distract one from life's responsibilities through the creation of baked goods.
I should really be writing my assignment but i can't stop procrastorbaking

procrasturblazing 

Using 420 to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
George: Yoloswag faggot, we should be procrasturblazing it.
Yoloswag Faggot: wut
procrasturblazing by tjanster June 10, 2013

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026