The act of smoking cannabis, with use of an array of smoking instruments, but most used to refer to smoking a joint or a spliff, instead of attending to more pressing or urgent matters.
John: Did you go to class yesterday?
Ron: No. I wanted to but I didn't.
John: What were you doing?
Ron: I was procrastiblazing so I was too stoned to move.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.