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Procrastiracing 

The art of holding off and being lazy on doing necessary and beneficial tasks, such as studying or working out, to street race instead. Similar to procrastination.
Bob: How is the studying for Math going, Ricardo?

Ricardo: Sorry bro, busy at the moment, I'm Procrastiracing with my riced out POS Honda Civic! Studying can wait!
Procrastiracing by RicerMiata July 17, 2016

Procrastifacing 

Putting off doing what needs to be done while you waste huge amounts of time screwing around on your Facebook
I know that you're waiting on that report Mr. Boss Man, but I've been too busy Procrastifacing to get anything done.
Procrastifacing by Jen Schmen October 21, 2009

procrastipacking 

the act of putting off packing for a trip
I was procrastipacking all night and almost missed my flight.
procrastipacking by Amy Frasu January 5, 2009

Procrastipacking 

When you know you are leaving on a trip a few days in advance, yet you put off packing till minutes before you leave.

Sometimes used as a tool to increase stress to make sure you don't forget anything important
David: Dude, did you hear Isaac isn't even packed yet?
Chris: Yeah dude, he told me that he still has a pile of dirty laundry to do, and the bus leaves in 2 hours!
David: Yeah no kidding, looks like he will be in for some procrastipacking

Procrastislacking

A combination of procrastinating and slacking, which in essence are the exact same thing and so of course there should only be one word.
E-Box: "OMG YES I'M DONE WITH THIS MUSIC ASSIGNMENT THAT I'VE BEEN PROCRASTISLACKING ON FOR LIKE THREE DAYS LOL!"

procrastiskating 

pro krast eh skating
common term amongst skateboarders used when someone takes a very long time to land a trick.
justin: i can't believe it's taking me so long to grind this rail!

mark: dude, you've been trying this for 2 hours, stop procrastiskating you're waisting my film!!
procrastiskating by markysharky November 29, 2007
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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