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procrastivaping 

pro·cras·ti·vaping
Vaping before doing anything. procrastivape procrastivaper
🔥 Have I been procrastivaping to much?....nah!
procrastivaping by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

Procastiscaping 

The act of playing RuneScape instead of doing something important. (ie. homework, Showering, Sleeping, eating)
Friend: dude why do you smell like ass?

You: I didnt shower this morning, I was to busy procastiscaping.

Friend: nerd... wanna go to Bandos later?

Procrastivaping 

To delay or postpone an action by the act of vaporizing marijuana or marijuana concentrates
I was supposed to start my Sociology project, but I ended up procrastivaping instead.
Procrastivaping by YungDabzberry November 9, 2011

procrastiskating 

pro krast eh skating
common term amongst skateboarders used when someone takes a very long time to land a trick.
justin: i can't believe it's taking me so long to grind this rail!

mark: dude, you've been trying this for 2 hours, stop procrastiskating you're waisting my film!!
procrastiskating by markysharky November 29, 2007

procrastispacing 

It is when you spend your time on myspace, facebook,and or twitter when you really have important stuff to do, but dont want to do them.
I have to study for my economics final but im procrastispacing on facebook.
procrastispacing by Legeci February 25, 2010

procrastivaping 

Procrastinating while vaping on your electronic cigarette. (e-cig).
I was late to work today because I was procrastivaping at home.
procrastivaping by Sir Unkle Fun April 29, 2014
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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