When you know you are leaving on a trip a few days in advance, yet you put off packing till minutes before you leave.

Sometimes used as a tool to increase stress to make sure you don't forget anything important

David: Dude, did you hear Isaac isn't even packed yet?
Chris: Yeah dude, he told me that he still has a pile of dirty laundry to do, and the bus leaves in 2 hours!
David: Yeah no kidding, looks like he will be in for some procrastipacking

Procrastipacking by Markus Lullman April 24, 2011

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Procrastislacking

A combination of procrastinating and slacking, which in essence are the exact same thing and so of course there should only be one word.

E-Box: "OMG YES I'M DONE WITH THIS MUSIC ASSIGNMENT THAT I'VE BEEN PROCRASTISLACKING ON FOR LIKE THREE DAYS LOL!"

Procrastislacking by Laurizzle McFizzle July 13, 2010

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procrastistalking

to avert work-related tasks in favor of searching for old, new or potential loved ones via the internet.

Heavens to Betsy! I have to get his project done by the end of the
day, but I can't stop procrastistalking JTT.

procrastistalking by tresemilita January 10, 2009

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procrastispacing

It is when you spend your time on myspace, facebook,and or twitter when you really have important stuff to do, but dont want to do them.

I have to study for my economics final but im procrastispacing on facebook.

procrastispacing by Legeci February 25, 2010

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Procrastipacking

Waiting until the last minute to shove random clothes in a bag before going on an extensive trip.

Sally's mother was upset because she was procrastipacking 30 minutes before they had to catch their flight to Guam.

Procrastipacking by dinosaurusus August 22, 2011

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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