procrasticrap

verb: To take a dump to avoid doing work

What my teenage son does when I ask him to clean up the kitchen. "For god's sake, Josh, quit procrasticrapping and clean up the kitchen!"

procrasticrap by debpicks December 20, 2006

procrastivaping 

pro·cras·ti·vaping
Vaping before doing anything. procrastivape procrastivaper

🔥 Have I been procrastivaping to much?....nah!

procrastivaping by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

Procrastivapers 

Pro·cras·ti·vapers
PEOPLE who puts off doing anything to VAPE before doing it.🔥💨

🔥 Ronnie, Vincent and Ernesto are constant Procrastivapers

Procrastivapers by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

procrastivape 

pro·cras·ti·vape

To put off doing anything to VAPE. 💨

🔥 I gotta PROCRASTIVAPE real quick before we watch the movie💨

procrastivape by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

Procrastivaper 

pro·cras·ti·vaper
a person who habitually puts off doing things to VAPE.

🔥 I'm a constant procrastivaper

Procrastivaper by ClassicRonnie November 27, 2019

procrastichat 

From procrastination (to waste time) and chat (to talk, especially over the internet)

The act of continuing to chat to a friend using an internet chat program, long after you both should have stopped and gone to work/bed/the loo etc.
It is common for procrastichatters to exchange goodbye's several times during the period of procrastichat

Person 1. We really must stop procrastichatting

Person 2. Yeah. Talk to you tomorrow

1. K, bye

2. Oh, before you go...

(Ad nauseum)

procrastichat by Deluded Illusion July 16, 2008

Procrastinapping 

Instead of tending to the matters at hand, you decide to have a "little" nap

-I should finish this history presentation, but im a little tired. Ill have a 10 minute nap and get this presentation over with

-Next day your friends are asking why you didnt finish the project, blame it on procrastinapping

Procrastinapping by DrewBananie June 18, 2010