Procrasticraving

The art of cooking, eating or just thinking about food when you’re supposed to be working

I have an assignment due but I’m procrasticraving pancakes

by Foxosaurus March 26, 2019

Procrastiracing

The art of holding off and being lazy on doing necessary and beneficial tasks, such as studying or working out, to street race instead. Similar to procrastination.

Bob: How is the studying for Math going, Ricardo?

Ricardo: Sorry bro, busy at the moment, I'm Procrastiracing with my riced out POS Honda Civic! Studying can wait!

by RicerMiata July 17, 2016

procrastigrading

When grad students or professors very thoroughly grade student papers in order to avoid doing real work.

Colleague: James, do you have your talk ready for the conference tomorrow?

James: Nope. I've been procrastigrading all week. These little *$&ers keep making the same mistakes every time.

by medisinn January 8, 2011