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The discomfort/injury caused by years of wearing a permanent bulky ankle monitor as it bounces up and down on the ankle bone and prevents skin exposure. However, this is a minor inconvenience often exaggerated by people who have committed crimes for which they deserve worse, due to the fact that they haven't experienced the horrors of prison.
Probationer, convicted of murder: Finally, after ten years, I'm free. My probankle isn't going anywhere anytime soon though.

Moral citizen: Well, isn't that a small fee for murder?
Pb: B-but I can't sleep easily! The $300 a month fees! The confinement!
Mc: Only $36,000 dollars, minor discomfort, and limited range? Seems like a low price for murder.
probankle by Ceaseyourwhining January 6, 2022
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Probablementissimo 

"Probablementissimo" - Kobra77, 2019
Probablementissimo by tillusingh October 5, 2019

Probable Cause 

01: Reasonable grounds for belief that an accused person have done something wrong (you believe have).

02: Reasonable grounds for belief that an accused person may be subject to arrest.

03: Reasonable grounds for belief that an accused person may be subject to the issuance of a warrant.
If your family and your baby mama/baby daddy have been spending too much time without you, chances are, that's probable cause. (Referring to sentence 1.)
Probably, pronounced as "pro ba blEE. Pronounced as proablEE the word means the matter has been settled. The word summarizes a discussion about a likely event and denotes acceptance of the near certainty of the matter by the speaker. Use of the word means the speaker has fully conceded the point, and wishes to end the conversation. It is usually a one-word sentence.

Although the accent is on he final syllable, it is pronounced with a fatalistic tone.
Dillon: Yikes! That traffic camera caught me going through a red light.

Travis: Yeah, I saw the light flash. You're going to get a ticket for sure.

Dillon: ProbablEE.

Sam: Levi, you're totally gonna be a dad. Bristol doesn't believe in abortion and she's preggers.

Levi: ProbablEE.
probablEE by Medford Man May 10, 2009
Pronkler/s is a word used to describe the Antennae-like eyes of many creatures. (Mainly slugs, snails, crabs, and the like)
Aww, look at the baby snail with his two, little Pronklers!

So cute when they shrink up and re-emerge from it's head.
Pronklers by Suicide-notary February 1, 2010

probable cosby

Evidence of guilt based on sheer number of accusations
There was no forensic evidence, and no eyewitness, but the judge found Probable Cosby because there were so many people who were willing to testify against him; There was no direct evidence, but there was Probable Cosby
probable cosby by GypsyMiss November 19, 2014

probablem 

If there's a chance of something becoming a problem, this word sums it up.
this situation could be a probablem
probablem by k13ehr December 14, 2009