by Evan_Blackwood February 8, 2018
Word is....that at your first day in the lockdown, you have to kick someones ass. Otherwise you become someones Bitch
by Superdude December 29, 2005
Prison is also a word that is competitively similar to the word "School".
Prison: Forces you do work that you don't want to do but don't get payed.
School: Forces you to work that you don't want to do but don't get paid.
Prison: Has horrible food.
School: Has horrible food.
Prison: No freedom.
School: No freedom.
Prison: Try to escape, and you will be punished.
School: Try to escape, and you will be punished.
Prison: Have to be there for 10+ years.
School: Have to be there for 10+ years.
Prison: Forces you do work that you don't want to do but don't get payed.
School: Forces you to work that you don't want to do but don't get paid.
Prison: Has horrible food.
School: Has horrible food.
Prison: No freedom.
School: No freedom.
Prison: Try to escape, and you will be punished.
School: Try to escape, and you will be punished.
Prison: Have to be there for 10+ years.
School: Have to be there for 10+ years.
Person 1: Hey you went to prison before?
Person 2: Yea when i was a kid.
Person 1: How? Which prison?
Person 2: I went to school.
Person 2: Yea when i was a kid.
Person 1: How? Which prison?
Person 2: I went to school.
by Spin Master David January 7, 2021
One of the few places in the world where dropping the soap can mean an automatic death sentence by AIDS-infected penile injection up the ass.
by Bubba June 20, 2003
A fishbowl for guppies. The real sharks get to stay in the ocean, and never fall into the mariners' nets. They instead run for elected office and make fortunes on Wall Street. Never do the big fish see the inside of an aquarium.
"The vilest deeds like poison weeds
Bloom well in prison air:
It is only what is good in man
That wastes and withers there:
Pale Anguish keeps the heavy gate
And the Warder in Despair."
Oscar Wilde
Bloom well in prison air:
It is only what is good in man
That wastes and withers there:
Pale Anguish keeps the heavy gate
And the Warder in Despair."
Oscar Wilde
by nethcev! September 10, 2006
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
A place of pennance for criminals. The tales of what go on there are more than jokes, they are real.
7% of prison inmates in the USA claimed to have been raped at least once. 4% Become somebody's bitch.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004