priorilies

The act of prioritizing the lies in any story or series of events.

Damn Pork Chop, you have hickeys all over, you've been out for three days and your cars smashed. What the hell are you gonna thell the wife first? You better priorilies real soon sonny boy!

by DemmyMack413 February 20, 2011

Dis-prioritised prioritising

When there is a task that must be done, and another task which is optional, you choose that which is optional. Even if the optional choice is more difficult and doesn't benefit you as much, simply HAVING that choice, entices you to do it instead of that which is compulsory

James has a physics test the next day, and instead of studying, tries to get the definition of 'Dis-prioritised prioritising' in the Oxford Dictionary.

by WriterLifer May 21, 2022

priorities strait

When you have better things to do then hang out with your friends

I got a girl
I got a job
I got my priorities strait

by The Josh Man June 30, 2004

prioritism

Is a philosophy which maintains that, within the order of nature in relation with the preserving or sustaining of life. All things are prioritized within a well balanced disposition based on there essential and necessary attributes in achieving the intended objective.

Within nature food, water and safety constitute the primary attributes of prioritism.

by Baron Neville September 14, 2016

Priorites

The most important people (thus the -ite) to see or things on a list of things to do.

Dude, what are your priorites this week?

Black Angels concert, meet Heidi Klum and clean out the 2-week old Taco Bell in the frig. That's it, man. Focused.

by neobigjack September 19, 2011

Trailer Park Priorities

When ones priorities are to own expensive, luxury items rather than to improve upon their living conditions.

Dave: Hey Bill! Did you see Joe's new Range Rover?

Bill: How did Joe buy a new Range Rover? He hasn't even had running water in his trailer for weeks!

Dave: Trailer Park priorities Bill, trailer park priorities...

by CorKy October 1, 2013

Prioritised

A person who is intelligent, handsome, funny and better than you at every video game you can think of and is very good with the ladies.

Prioritised is goated at among us

by Prioritised July 14, 2021