prioritism 

Is a philosophy which maintains that, within the order of nature in relation with the preserving or sustaining of life. All things are prioritized within a well balanced disposition based on there essential and necessary attributes in achieving the intended objective.

Within nature food, water and safety constitute the primary attributes of prioritism.

prioritism by Baron Neville September 14, 2016

priorititties 

When you have boob priorities.
You have priorities but then you also have priorititties.

I was trying to look sassy yet classy so I snuck in some cleavage. #priorititties

priorititties by Ballzhitthewallz March 24, 2016

Dis-prioritised prioritising 

When there is a task that must be done, and another task which is optional, you choose that which is optional. Even if the optional choice is more difficult and doesn't benefit you as much, simply HAVING that choice, entices you to do it instead of that which is compulsory

James has a physics test the next day, and instead of studying, tries to get the definition of 'Dis-prioritised prioritising' in the Oxford Dictionary.

Dis-prioritised prioritising by WriterLifer May 21, 2022

priorities strait 

When you have better things to do then hang out with your friends

I got a girl
I got a job
I got my priorities strait

priorities strait by The Josh Man June 30, 2004

Priorites 

The most important people (thus the -ite) to see or things on a list of things to do.

Dude, what are your priorites this week?

Black Angels concert, meet Heidi Klum and clean out the 2-week old Taco Bell in the frig. That's it, man. Focused.

Priorites by neobigjack September 19, 2011

Trailer Park Priorities 

When ones priorities are to own expensive, luxury items rather than to improve upon their living conditions.

Dave: Hey Bill! Did you see Joe's new Range Rover?

Bill: How did Joe buy a new Range Rover? He hasn't even had running water in his trailer for weeks!

Dave: Trailer Park priorities Bill, trailer park priorities...

Trailer Park Priorities by CorKy October 1, 2013

Dorito prioritization 

When a friend or certain someone chooses to spend time with you or chooses to talk to you over eating doritos.

Hey how good of friends are we?

Bro I told you. Dorito prioritization is where we are. I'd choose you over doritos bro.

Dorito prioritization by Poo c slayer November 16, 2021