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Prioritised 

A person who is intelligent, handsome, funny and better than you at every video game you can think of and is very good with the ladies.
Prioritised is goated at among us
Prioritised by Prioritised July 14, 2021
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Dis-prioritised prioritising 

When there is a task that must be done, and another task which is optional, you choose that which is optional. Even if the optional choice is more difficult and doesn't benefit you as much, simply HAVING that choice, entices you to do it instead of that which is compulsory
James has a physics test the next day, and instead of studying, tries to get the definition of 'Dis-prioritised prioritising' in the Oxford Dictionary.

priorities strait 

When you have better things to do then hang out with your friends
I got a girl
I got a job
I got my priorities strait

prioritism 

Is a philosophy which maintains that, within the order of nature in relation with the preserving or sustaining of life. All things are prioritized within a well balanced disposition based on there essential and necessary attributes in achieving the intended objective.
Within nature food, water and safety constitute the primary attributes of prioritism.
prioritism by Baron Neville September 14, 2016

Trailer Park Priorities 

When ones priorities are to own expensive, luxury items rather than to improve upon their living conditions.
Dave: Hey Bill! Did you see Joe's new Range Rover?

Bill: How did Joe buy a new Range Rover? He hasn't even had running water in his trailer for weeks!

Dave: Trailer Park priorities Bill, trailer park priorities...
Trailer Park Priorities by CorKy October 1, 2013

Pieoritised 

1: To prioritize someone/something directly behind pie.

2: To take what someone says about you or someone else and replace the pronoun with pie, usually for trolling purposes.
Susan: I love you John.

John: I love pie.

Susan: I really miss you...

John: I really miss pie...

Susan: Have I just been pieoritised?
Pieoritised by Dazywu September 14, 2011

Pieoritised 

1: When someone is placed directly under pie in your priorities

2:When you take a compliment someone says to you and say the same thing, except about pie, usually for trolling purposes.
1: "Tom told Jody that he'll hang out with her after pie. Sounds like she got pieoritised"

2: Sally: "I love you."
Rick: "I love pie"
Sally: "I would do anything for you right now"
Rick: "I would do anything for pie right now"
Sally: "Have I just been pieoritised?"
Pieoritised by Dazywu November 14, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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