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Dis-prioritised prioritising 

When there is a task that must be done, and another task which is optional, you choose that which is optional. Even if the optional choice is more difficult and doesn't benefit you as much, simply HAVING that choice, entices you to do it instead of that which is compulsory
James has a physics test the next day, and instead of studying, tries to get the definition of 'Dis-prioritised prioritising' in the Oxford Dictionary.

priorities strait 

When you have better things to do then hang out with your friends
I got a girl
I got a job
I got my priorities strait

prioritism 

Is a philosophy which maintains that, within the order of nature in relation with the preserving or sustaining of life. All things are prioritized within a well balanced disposition based on there essential and necessary attributes in achieving the intended objective.
Within nature food, water and safety constitute the primary attributes of prioritism.
prioritism by Baron Neville September 14, 2016

Trailer Park Priorities 

When ones priorities are to own expensive, luxury items rather than to improve upon their living conditions.
Dave: Hey Bill! Did you see Joe's new Range Rover?

Bill: How did Joe buy a new Range Rover? He hasn't even had running water in his trailer for weeks!

Dave: Trailer Park priorities Bill, trailer park priorities...
Trailer Park Priorities by CorKy October 1, 2013

Pieoritised 

1: To prioritize someone/something directly behind pie.

2: To take what someone says about you or someone else and replace the pronoun with pie, usually for trolling purposes.
Susan: I love you John.

John: I love pie.

Susan: I really miss you...

John: I really miss pie...

Susan: Have I just been pieoritised?
Pieoritised by Dazywu September 14, 2011

Pieoritised 

1: When someone is placed directly under pie in your priorities

2:When you take a compliment someone says to you and say the same thing, except about pie, usually for trolling purposes.
1: "Tom told Jody that he'll hang out with her after pie. Sounds like she got pieoritised"

2: Sally: "I love you."
Rick: "I love pie"
Sally: "I would do anything for you right now"
Rick: "I would do anything for pie right now"
Sally: "Have I just been pieoritised?"
Pieoritised by Dazywu November 14, 2011
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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