The legitimate name for a person who goes by the name of Phil.
One at first may believe that Philip is the true name of anyone who goes by the label of Phil, but this is false, and is actually Philliam.
It is widely believed that Prince Philip himself changed this name due to childhood traumas, and had the Queen declare the name Philip as the proper title of a Phil... By brainwashing the masses.
The condition in which a person acts like the famous TV show host, Dr. Phil. This condition affects a person's attitude in ways that make them brutally honest, passionate for helping others, and outrageously positive about life. A person can act this way momentarily or make a lifestyle out of it, telling us precisely what we already know in a remarkably profound way. Either way, this person will give great advice while suffering from Dr.Phillia, even though they probably are not a licensed psychologist.
"'Whoa, I just sounded like Dr. Phil for a second.'
'Watch out, you may be catching Dr. Phillia.'"
"'That girl is so great with advice, but she's not afraid to tell it like it is.'
'That's because she's suffering from chronic Dr.Phillia.'"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.