Just a lad rlly. When ur freinds getting banged out at school he would just fukin Finnish his salt and vinegar crisps. And then YEET that mofo. He would just drop anyone who came his way, even if there was like 6 of them and they were older than him. He would just drop kick their asses to the fanny they came from. And whilst we’re on the subject of FANNYS, we should talk about Jamie Stanley. What kind of hoe likes dick is what I wanna know...
The legitimate name for a person who goes by the name of Phil.
One at first may believe that Philip is the true name of anyone who goes by the label of Phil, but this is false, and is actually Philliam.
It is widely believed that Prince Philip himself changed this name due to childhood traumas, and had the Queen declare the name Philip as the proper title of a Phil... By brainwashing the masses.