pretty dick

A nice circumsized dick, good length, looks smooth and a nice color

You have a pretty dick

by Baddraqq March 5, 2018

Pretty Big Dick, Dude

A penis that is between 7 and 8 inches in length and average or above average in girth. It's not quite a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick, but it's pretty big, and it does the job, and it makes life worth living. When during extremely tough times in which suicide appears the only option, try to remind yourself that you may have a pretty big dick, dude.

Jack: Dude, I can't take it anymore. Imma kms.
Mick: No, dude. Don't.

Jack: Why dude? There's no point.
Mick: Cause you got a Pretty Big Dick, Dude.
Jack: Oh, ye.

by BonerMasterMick2 September 18, 2023

Pretty Dickin'

Demonstrating your affluence and beauty through showy, yet non-aggressive, display of your assets.

See that man lazily exiting his Beemer in the Gucci suit, he pretty dickin'.

by SammySallyForth July 9, 2016

dick petty

A late night hand job at the NASCAR RV lot.

Hey Brock did you hear Joel got a quick dick petty by Autumn last night in the NASCAR infield.

by JoelSmokes March 3, 2019